Dullard

When Uche was in SS3, his teacher always yelled at him,
calling him a waste of conception, time and space and a
sure failure in life".
One day, poor Uche's grandma came to school to check out
how her grandson was doing.
The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen
such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw
and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling
for Uche would be a total waste of time and money.
The grandma, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew
her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later ****
The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the
doctors she met advised her to do surgery and only a
certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in
Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no
alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery
performed.
Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after
the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling
down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a
machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him
but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly
began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn
pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and
tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought
hard-Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young
doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong.
Eventually, it was found out that it was our dear Uche (now
working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected
the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger.
Wait ooo!... Don't tell me that you thought that Uche
became the doctor?
Lol If I hear....dis is not Nollywood.!! Uche no know book
period!!...