Yawa

I was eating and enjoyn my mineral drink dis a.m
@7:45 in a Restaurant; a man entered the
restaurant wit a brief case.
I guess he is a big politician becos his dressing
and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at
him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started
crying.
The woman knelt down and told him dat her
children and her wan die of hunger since her
husband died.
This man opened the brief case and gave dis
woman five hundred thousand naira. D woman
jumped up and left d scene in happiness. I was
still watchn wen anoda man started crying and
came to him. He knelt down and beggged him dat
he needed money to establish a bizness.
This man brought out ten million naira cheque
and gave this man.
This time, i started murmuring and practicing on
the lie i will blow to have my own national cake. I
started crying and came to the man.
Immediately i knelt down, I heard “cut!! Cut!! Cut!!”.
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He
laughed and said “oh boi na movie we dey shoot
here” oo
.
Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!
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Economy no go kill person lol.